Personal Info
Known For
Acting
Born
April 2, 1969 (age 57)
Place of Birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Also Known As
John Patrick-Thomson
John Thompson
John Patrick Thomson
John Thomson
Biography
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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John Thomson in the Fast Show
VideoKnown For
TV
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
1997
TV
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
2011
TV
Top of the Pops
Self - Host
1964
TV
Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull
1996
TV
Father Brown
John Banks
2013
TV
Skins
Sam Brooks
2007
TV
Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest
1994
TV
Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith
2006
TV
Waterloo Road
Nelson Taylor
2006
TV
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
TV
Celebrity Mastermind
Self - Contestant
2003
TV
Celebrity Juice
Self
2008
TV
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
1996
TV
The Gentlemen
Frank
2024
TV
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
2005
TV
Cold Feet
Pete Gifford
1998
TV
The Jonathan Ross Show
Self
2011
TV
Brassic
Colin Popov
2019
TV
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant
2011
TV
Shooting Stars
Self
1993
Filmography
2026FilmNightbornas Jon's Father2025FilmFackham Hallas Bill2025TVSecret Life of the Auction Houseas Self - Narrator (voice)2025TVCelebrity Puzzlingas Self - Panellist2025TVArt Detectivesas William Titchfield2025FilmThe People Beforeas Knotweed Man2024TVThe 1970s: Those Were the Daysas Self - Narrator2024TVRicky, Sue & a Trip or Twoas Self2024TVThe Gentlemenas Frank2024TVCaptivatedas Geoff2023FilmCaroline Aherne: Queen of Comedyas Self2023FilmThe Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofaas Self2022TVBest Year Everas Self - Actor2022FilmRed Riding Hood: After Ever Afteras Plank2022TVCelebrity Lingoas Self - Contestant2022FilmHi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & Moreas Self2022TVSister Boniface Mysteriesas Leonard Monk2022FilmLast Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughsas Self2022TVDodgeras Farmer Grundles2021FilmLast Train to Christmasas Vic2021TVThe Weakest Linkas Self2021FilmLes Dawson Lost Tapesas Self2021FilmWetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!as Narrator2021TVPaul Sinha's TV Showdownas Self - Contestant2020FilmCoronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Yearsas Self2020FilmThe Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrasesas Self2020FilmThe Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrasesas Self/Various Characters2020TVDog Loves Booksas Dog (voice)2020TVMcDonald & Doddsas Jimmy Daly2019FilmInside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrappedas Narrator2019TVBrassicas Colin Popov2019Film7 Up & Meas Self2019FilmBeing Frank: The Chris Sievey Storyas Himself2019TVThis Time with Alan Partridgeas Joe Beasley2018TVThe People's Vetas Self - Narrator2018TVCelebrity Catchphraseas Self2018TVShane the Chef2017FilmInside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car2017TVRichard Osman's House of Gamesas Self - Contestant2017FilmDying Laughingas Self2016FilmCaroline Aherne at the BBCas Self - Presenter2016TVDara O Briain's Go 8 Bitas Self2016FilmAlan Partridge's Scissored Isleas Kevin Ruddock2016FilmGrimsbyas Bob Tolliver2016TVBargain-Loving Brits in the Sunas Self - Narrator2016FilmBillionaire Boyas Len2015FilmFungus The Bogeyman2014FilmNorthern Soulas Terry2014TVAlan Davies: As Yet Untitledas Self2013FilmThe Power of Dartsas Narrator (voice)2013FilmHelp Pointas Stephen2013TVThrough the Keyholeas Self2013FilmDementamania2013TVTipping Point: Lucky Starsas Self - Contestant2013TVStrange Hill Highas Various (voice)2013TVThe Job Lotas Kevin2013TVCatchphrase2013TVPlebsas Mr. Adolphus2013TVThe Mimicas Nigel Lord2013FilmPulpas Dave Burns2013TVObsessive Compulsive Cleanersas Self - Narrator2013TVFather Brownas John Banks2012FilmUncle Wormsley's Christmasas Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers2012TVBBC Comedy Feedsas Steve2012FilmEvidently... John Cooper Clarkeas Himself2011TVThe Chase: Celebrity Specialas Self2011TVDeath in Paradiseas DCI Chris Ricketts2011TVCelebrity Antiques Road Tripas Self - Participant2011TVSootyas The Boss2011TVThe Jonathan Ross Showas Self2011TVThe Lock Upas Narrator2010FilmThe Royle Family: Behind the Sofaas Self2010FilmThe Road to Coronation Streetas Harry Kershaw2009TVHeads or Tailsas Self - Contestant2009TVBig Topas Geoff2009FilmPeter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medleyas Bill (Flowerpot Man)2009TVAngela and Friends2008FilmInkheartas Darius2008TVCelebrity Juiceas Self2008TVAll Star Mr & Mrs2008TVAlan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dongas Self2007FilmSgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'as Self - Narrator (voice)2007TVKingdomas Nigel Pearson2007TVMobileas Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist2007TVEngineering the World Rallyas Himself - Narrator2007TVSkinsas Sam Brooks2006TVGhosthunting With...2006TVNew Street Lawas Charlie Darling2006TVWaterloo Roadas Nelson Smith2006FilmThe Dealeras Bat2005FilmWallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbitas Mr. Windfall (voice)2005TV8 Out of 10 Catsas Self2005TVMonkey Trousers2004TVBlackpool2004FilmFat Slagsas Foreman2003TVCelebrity Mastermind2003FilmAppointment with Dr. Terribleas Interviewee – Actor2003TVThe Terry and Gaby Show2003TVComic Relief Does Fame Academy2002TVAnt & Dec's Saturday Night Takeawayas Self2002Film24 Hour Party Peopleas Charles2002TVJohnny Vaughan Tonightas Self2001FilmStation Jimas Harold2001FilmDog Eat Dogas Football Coach2001TVDr Terrible's House of Horribleas Sir Donald Tyburn2001TVMurder in Mindas Alan Squires2001TVBill and Benas Bill (voice)2000FilmBorn Romanticas First Cab Driver2000TVRandall & Hopkirk (Deceased)1999FilmThe Flint Street Nativityas Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper1999FilmSuit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Showas Self1999TVIt's Only TV But I Like Itas Self1998FilmYou Are Hereas Peter Keggy1998FilmThe Fast Show Live1998FilmTed & Ralphas Vicar1998TVCold Feetas Pete Gifford1998FilmUp 'n' Underas Stan1998TVRoger Rogeras Barry1997FilmThe Man Who Knew Too Littleas Dimitri1997FilmThe Girl with Brains in Her Feetas Mr. Loughborough1997TVMidsomer Murdersas Cooper Steinem1996TVPond Life1996TVNever Mind the Buzzcocksas Self - Panellist1996FilmRoger Rogeras Barry1996FilmVIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon1996TVSaturday Liveas Cabbie1996TVSilent Witnessas DI Warren Bull1995TVCoogan's Runas Fat Bob1995TVCrapston Villas1995TVThe World of Lee Evansas Customer1995FilmDangerous Lady1995TVFist of Funas Pied Piper of Hamelin1995FilmThe Young Poisoner's Handbookas Nathan1994FilmPauline Calf's Wedding Videoas Fat Bob1994TVReady, Steady, Cookas Self - Guest1994TVThe Fast Showas Various Characters1994TVKnowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridgeas Petty Officer Alan Partridge1994FilmSmashie and Nicey: The End of an Eraas Simon Joke1994TVPie in the Skyas Andrew Vernon1994TVThe Day Todayas Treasurer1994FilmSteve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewdas Bernard Right On/Various1993FilmPaul Calf's Video Diaryas Fat Bob1993TVShooting Starsas Self1993TVHarryas Royo1992TVThe Dead Good Showas Various1992FilmThe Weekendersas Policeman 11992TVBlue Heavenas Waiter 21992TVMen Behaving Badlyas Ken1991TVMurder Most Horridas Daniel Hoffmeyer1991TVPaul Merton: The Series1991TVSoldier Soldieras Sgt Dunn1988TVThis Morningas Self1964TVTop of the Popsas Self - Host—TVSally Lindsay's Quiz Nightas Self - Team Captain—TVLegends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Rightonas Bernard Righton