
Tom Segura
Biography
Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California.
Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2.
Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians.
When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma.
He has two sisters.
Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.
Known For

TV
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Self - Guest
2015

TV
Conan
Self
2010

TV
Conan
Self - Guest
2010

TV
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Self
2003

TV
Hot Ones
Self
2015

TV
Workaholics
Mick
2011

TV
Happy Endings
Paparazzi
2011

TV
Gary Unmarried
2008

TV
Comedy Central Presents
Himself
1998

TV
Bad Thoughts
Various Characters
2025

Film
Instant Family
Russ
2018

TV
John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.
Self
2024

Film
Countdown
Derek
2019

TV
The Cabin with Bert Kreischer
Self
2020

TV
The Comedy Store
Self
2020

Film
Tom Segura: Teacher
Self
2025

TV
Mash Up
2012

Film
Flinch
Ed
2021

Film
Tom Segura: Disgraceful
Himself
2018

Film
The Roast of Tom Brady
Self
2024
Filmography
2025FilmTom Segura: Teacheras Self2025TVBad Thoughtsas Various Characters2025FilmKill Tony: Kill or Be Killedas Self - Guest2025FilmThis Is the Tom Green Documentaryas Self (archive footage)2024FilmThe Roast of Tom Bradyas Self2024TVJohn Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A.as Self2023Film69 Minutes with Tom Seguraas Self2023FilmI Came Everywhereas Self2023FilmTom Segura: Sledgehammeras Self2023FilmThe Roast of Bert Kreischeras Self2021FilmFlinchas Ed2020FilmBest of Stand-up 2020as Self2020FilmThe Opening Actas Cop2020TVThe Cabin with Bert Kreischeras Self2020TVThe Comedy Storeas Self2020FilmTom Segura: Ball Hogas Himself2020Film2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eveas Himself2019FilmCountdownas Derek2018FilmInstant Familyas Russ2018FilmTom Segura: Disgracefulas Himself2017FilmI Need You to Killas Comedian / Interviewee2016FilmTom Segura: Mostly Storiesas Himself2015TVThe Late Show with Stephen Colbertas Self - Guest2015TVHot Onesas Self2014FilmTom Segura: Completely Normalas Himself2014TVTom Segura2012TVMash Up2011TVHappy Endingsas Paparazzi2011TVWorkaholicsas Mick2010TVConanas Self2008TVGary Unmarried2003TVJimmy Kimmel Live!as Self1998TVComedy Central Presentsas Himself—FilmEl Tigreas Jeff