Dear Pam

“Got a Problem? Ask Pam Slanders, America's Sexiest Advice Columnist. But Remember, Do As She Says Not As She Does!”

The Decency and Morality League is about to award advice columnist Pam Slanders their coveted "Most Moral Woman of the Year" award. She tells them about her toughest "case;" a man whose stepdaughter, secretary and other women trouble him.