Erich's New Shirt

“Erich's got a new shirt.”

After an unfortunate internet purchase, Erich finds himself with a problem: he now has a terrible shirt that threatens to ruin his life. Thankfully, his friend Robin has a way to get a replacement, but it comes at the cost of having to visit the enigmatic Shirt Dealer. Will Erich be able to get a new shirt, or will he be doomed to a life of shame?