Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Will Branner

Max Jagërman, Rudolph

Bryce Charles

Detective Shapiro, Brenda, PJ, Reporter

Curt Mega

Mark Chasity, Officer Bailey, Kyle Clauger, Tinky, News Announcer

Corey Dorris

Solomon Lauter, Hatchetfield Cop, Jason Jepson, Pokey

Mariah Rose Faith

Steph Lauter, Caitlyn

Angela Giarratana

Grace Chasity, Angela’s Drama Student

Lauren Lopez

Ruth Fleming, Donna Daggit, Emma Perkins, Blinky, Brooke

Jon Matteson

Richie Lipschitz, Boy Jerry, Paul Matthews, Wiggly

Joey Richter

Pete Spankoffski, Pete’s Drama Student, Dan Reynolds

Kim Whalen

Karen Chasity, Miss Mulberry, Reese, Miss Tessburger, Stacy, Nibbly

Jeff Blim

Hatchetfield High Principal, Sam Sweetly, Barry Swift

Davis Hamilton

Understudy, Davis' Hatchetfield Cop, Davis' Reporter, Davis' Hatchetfield High Student