Half as Interesting’s Crime Spree

“The world's most illegal game show.”

Half as Interesting put the 34 weirdest laws in America on a map and gave Sam 72 hours and $5,000 to break eight of them. But the HAI writers got $3,000 and a live tracker on Sam—and if they tag him, he loses a point. None of the rules require anyone to go to sleep at any point. What could possibly go wrong?